
I had a very interesting experience with XM Radio Canada today. I’ve come away more bewildered than anything. The dialogue with the rep went something like this:
Him: “Thank you for calling XM Radio Canada, how can I help you?”
Me: “Yes, hello. I’d like to disconnect my service.”
Him: “Is it financial?”
Me: “Um, what?”
Him: “Is it a financial reason that you want to cancel your account?”
Me: “No, no. I’m just finding I’m not using as much as I thought I would.”
Him:”Well, I might be able to change the amount your paying.”
Me: “Oh, um. I don’t know..”
Him:”Well, how are you paying now? Quarterly?”
Me: “I’m not sure, I don’t remember. I just got a charge for 47.xx? Is that quarterly?”
Him:”Yep, that’s quarterly.”
Me: “Oh ok.”
Him:”You know when we talk money, funny how most people come around.”
Me: (shocked/offended): “Oh, really?”
Him: “Ok so what’s your phone number?”
Me: (gave current phone number)
Him: “Nope, I don’t find anything under that.”
Me: “Ok, well (give old phone number).
Him: “I found you. I’ll change your information to your current phone number.”
Me: “Oh, well I’m moving again so I’ll just give you another number.”
Him: (sing-songy) “Shall we dance? Shall we dance?”
Me: “Sorry?!”
Him: “Shall we dance?” “Ok, I’ll go ahead and change it to that other number.”
Me: “Ok, thank you.”
Him:(rapid fire): “Ok, so what I’ve done is I’ve lowered your amount to $15 and you’ll be charged $15 again for the next quarter sometime in August.”
Me: “Great, so um, you’re charging me $15 in August?”
Him: (continued rapid fire) “Yep, and we’re giving back $30 to your credit card for this quarter and you’ll be charged $15 in August and you’ll be able to renegotiate again after that time for the following quarter.”
Me: “Ok, I’ll just write that down”
Him: (cutting me off) “Is there anything else I can help you with?”
Me: “No, thank you. You’ve been very helpful”.
Him: “Great, I’m glad I’ve beeen verry helpful, sir. Thank you for calling XM Radio.”
Me: “Thank you. Buh-bye”
Him: (sing-songy) “Bye bye”
So, I’m happy that I got the rate lowered although I didn’t set out to do that. I was kind of offended that he automatically went there with money when I was really not using the service as much as I thought I was. I’m a bit pissed that they just don’t give you the best rate regardless, I don’t want to dicker around to be honest. $47 vs. $15 per quarter is a big difference. Why not just provide the service for that cost?
I was put off by the informality of his tone. I’m not confident that he did everything he said he was going to do for me. I want friendly too, but this was greasy friendly. Like, “I’m doing you a favour because your broke ass cannot afford XM” kind of favour. I’m not sure where he got that from. Maybe most young people use that excuse when calling to cancel. Come to think of it, why should you have to use an excuse to cancel service? Being friendly and telling me about services that might fit me better for a better deal would work better as a strategy, I get where they’re going but insinuating I’m having financial troubles - not a good tactic to support that strategy.
I won’t even go there about the maze of 1s and 2s I had to get to talk to a human being.
In the end, I was happy that they empowered their staff to resolve a problem on the first call and no transfers (Bell Canada could use a lesson there) but I didn’t like the manner in which they went about it. Every contact is a story - I’m not sure I like this story. I wonder if they’ve ever heard of post-deal remorse and to close the deal means taking the time to reassure a customer they’ve done the right thing and the right thing will be done by them. I didn’t get that warm feeling this time. Maybe if I had, I would not have felt this experience was post-worthy.
(Also, I just realized after writing all this that my address wasn’t up-to-date either. I will probably go online and fix that myself.)